Waking the Baroness

"You have five seconds to leave." "I think I'll kill your husband instead, and marry his widow." "Wait, Sir Beldrian? Why are you in my bedchamber?" "Well, you see, I have this itch..." "I have something sharp and pointy to scratch it with." "That might be bad, see, because my itch is between your legs." "3 ... 4 ..." "Fine, fine, bloody hell, woman." =============== Heh. Just a bit of fun to go along with the picture.